Reverse and Perverse Personification

Have you ever noticed that sometimes people strongly resemble animals? Well, my sister and I have. And, I don't mean to brag, but we're pretty good at calling it.

Our latest discovery is a boy in our canoeing class that looks like a steer. His build, his face, and his hair leave one with the distinct impression that you are looking into the face of a wild animal. Even his voice - if you were to imagine a talking steer, would sound like his voice. It's not a bad thing. It's actually quite remarkable. It's hard not to steer at him.

I wish I had an actual picture of him, though this one is surprisingly accurate:

Editor's note: After further research, it is believed that he may be a cross between a steer and a musk ox.