Rick Steves: World Renowned Travel Expert and Dream Crusher

So I was thinking: I don't like working in an office. Actually, I don't like working at all. But I love to travel. So, why don't I make traveling my job. I could be the next Rick Steves and make my living by writing travel books with a twist of humor. I was really starting to get excited about my new life and the way it was shaping up in my head when my brother pointed out that good Rick has already written almost everything of value that people want to see. So this is for you, Rick Steves. You ruined my life.