Dear ACU,
You may remember me. I graduated over two months ago. Remember how I paid you tens of thousands of dollars every year? Remember all those nights I stayed up studying to earn my diploma? Now I ask you, where is my diploma? All my friends have theirs.
So I went to see you and ask where my diploma was. You see, I need it for my new job. If I don't have it, I cannot work. You said I don't have it because you are rearranging offices and cannot get to your printer for several more weeks. Well ACU, I have news for you: You are hampering my future! You may cause me to lose my job because you can't get your act together.
Also, you said I didn't pay my bill, and tried to make me pay again. And again. And you were wrong. Every time.
Also, you gave me an "F" for a class I didn't even take. Luckily, I kept my part of the receipt - for over a year - because I knew you would screw it up.
You have great teachers, but bad record keepers,
Rachel
Dear Middle East,
You are complex and messed up.
Please stop killing people.
Sincerely,
Rachel
Dear United States,
You are complex and are messing other countries up.
Please stop killing people.
Sincerely,
Rachel
Too bad Mother Teresa wasn't a powerful diplomat/national leader.
Teresa
I know it's a corny song, but it shows what matters, and it makes me so mad at the people running this world.
I'm a pacifist.
HA! I got my diploma this weekend. It's sitting in my car, getting a sunburn.
ReplyDeleteHow aggravating. You should head over there right now and POW, right to the moon.
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