Beating Darwin

How in the world of survival of the fittest have I managed to survive? I may actually be the living proof Creationists need to debunk Darwin’s evolution of species. Sometimes I do things that cause me to question what mighty, benevolent force saw fit to allow me to mature to adulthood.

But today. Today was rock bottom.

As I was brushing my hair, getting ready for work, I found a piece of cake in my hair. Cake that I had for lunch yesterday. And not just a teensy crumb, but a serious mouse-life sustaining piece…complete with icing. It was a real life Liz Lemon moment. If I had a twitter account, it would have been listed under the hash tag #reasonswhyImstillsingle.