I cannot stand to be in my office any more than absolutely necessary. The windowless room with glaring green fluorescent lights and the irritating high-pitched and too loud hum of my computer are grotesquely grating. Add to that the incessant phone ringing, and it's like I'm a character in a stereotypical dystopian movie.
So, I have taken to eating lunch in my car. I take a little drive, park, and eat. It may be freezing, it may be scorching, but no matter where I end up, it's assuredly better than being in my office.
Today while lunching in my car, I texted my dear sister and brother-in-law, who are visiting the northwest, to see what they were doing. She sent me this:
She asked what I was doing, so I sent her this:
This is in broad daylight. That is dirt in the sky. And it is so hot.
My sister responded with, "I am laugh-crying. That is so awful. Even the Target sign gave up."
The take-away from Lunch in My Car today: I'm pretty sure Abilene, TX is going to be the first place destroyed by global warming. And when it is destroyed, I'm moving to Washington.
HAHA! Terrible.
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